Outlet License To Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card Retirement

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now That You’Ve Retired, You’Re Totally Free To Do Whatever The Heck You Want!
Inside Message: See? It’s Official!
License To Chill
Made My Mark, Paid My Dues, Now Hand Me Down My Party Shoes!
Issued In: State Of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board Of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No Work, No Jerks, No Problem!
On Ribbon Medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On Back: From Now On, Life Is Just 6 Saturdays And A Sunday!

Funny Retirement Greeting Card Features A Cartoon Dog On The Cover And A Multi-Panel Design That Opens To Reveal A Certificate With Shiny Foil Accents, Embossing And A Die-Cut Seal With Ribbon Attachment.

• Includes One Card And One Envelope With A Gold Crown Seal. Envelope Color May Vary.
• Card Pkg. Size: 5.75″ W X 8.31″ H

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